Cats, unlike dogs, keep their feelings to themselves (unless they're pissed). So, this makes understanding your cat's emotions a little challenging. I mean, other than food, they don't really seem to want very much else. The world of a cat is strictly on their terms - they'll come and sit on your lap when they want to (and usually when you need to pee). And those little bodies are capable of hogging an entire bed - so much that you'll be perched on the edge of the mattress with no covers. Sure, cats are hard work emotionally but they're easier pets to own than dogs that seem to need you every second of the day. But when your cat stares at you, what are they thinking? When they stare at the wall, what are they thinking? When they roll around the floor after catnip, what are they thinking? And that's what this fun quiz is all about - deciphering the mysterious language of cats!
Your cat just brought in a slightly mutilated dead bird. What are they telling you?
Your cat appears to want a staring contest. What shouldn't you do?
Your cat's ears are twitching. What are they doing?
Your cat is hissing and spitting. What do they want?
Your cat appears to be going bezerk in another room, bolting around the house. What are they doing?
Your cat is purring. Why?
Your cat is meowing. What are they doing?
Your cat is wagging its tail at you. What are they telling you?
Your cat is kneading into your lap or chest. Why????!
What is your cat trying to tell you when they rub their head on your legs?
My cat is sitting in a teeny tiny box. What the heck is wrong with it?
Your cat is scratching the furniture. Why?
Your cat is slowly blinking at you. What the heck is that all about?
Your cat just peed outside of the litter box. What are they telling you?
You're typing an important email and kitty comes and plonks themselves down on the keyboard. What do they want?
Your cat has gone rigid with their tail stuck out straight and stiff. What's wrong?
My cat always orients their body away from me. Why?
Kitty seems to prefer drinking from a dripping faucet even though you put out clean water for them. Why?
Why does your cat always climb on top of the wardrobe?
Your cat has been staring at you for, like, an hour. What on earth are they doing?
Your cat is licking their butthole in front of your guests. What on earth are they doing?
My cat walks with its tail in the air. What does this mean?
You're playing with your cat and they lightly bite you. What are they telling you.
You get home and your cat ran off. Why aren't they happy to see you?
Your cat is licking you. Why?
Your cat is twitching their tail. Why?
Your cat is rolling around on the floor. What's wrong with them.
Your cat is pacing. Why?
Your cat's ears are pointed upright. Why?
You cat is staring out the window and making a totally weird chattering noise. What are they thinking?
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Your cat is lying down with their paws tucked neatly beneath them. Why?
Your cat is lying on their back with their legs in the air. It's OK to pet their stomach, right?
Your cat's sitting in another room alone. What are they telling you?
Your cat's eyes are wide open and they're not blinking. Are they malfunctioning?
