What Kind of Cat Are You, Then?

What Kind of Cat Are You, Then?

Could you imagine the internet without cats? Love them or hate them (what the hell's wrong with you!!!), cats are everywhere online from cute videos of adorable kittens tarting it up for their owners to miscalculated jumps and running into patio doors. Yes, indeed - without cats, our lives would be all the poorer.

But what type of cat are you? Are you fearsome and proud like a lion, or aggressive and inhospitable like a snow leopard? Maybe you're lithe and fast like a cheetah? Or lazy and hedonistic like a domestic cat?

Well, you're in the right place to find out. Our fun quiz will help determine which of the cats, big or small, most closely represents your spirit animal.

How many meals a day is right for you?

What's your favored approach to wooing a partner?

How would your friends describe you?

What is your most attractive trait?

What is your ideal morning?

Which Lion King are you most like?

How precise are you?

What's your dating profile headline?

Which superhero most closely defines you?

How forgetful are you?

Which form of relaxation do you most favor?

What are you listening to at the moment?

What's your favorite horror movie?

You're out for a romantic meal. What's your ideal meal?

How patient are you?

What do you imagine people think when they first meet you?

What's the first thing you do in the morning?

What's your favorite item of clothing?

What type of venue would you choose for a first date?

How do you prefer your steak?

What is your defining feature.

How much is too much?

What is your favorite dessert?

What did your yearbook say about you?

What's your ideal night out.

What's your ideal profession?

What is your motto for life?

What is your highest level of education?

What's your approach to family?

Which would be your ideal holiday destination?

Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.


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