Are you smarter than your cat?

Are you smarter than your cat?

Are you a cat person or do you hate the vicious little beasts? Cats can be super-loving, cool little pals, or evil, twisted spiteful monsters. But whether you're a cat lover or a hater, do you find it easy to outsmart your feline friend? Maybe your best friend has a pampered puss that demands the best seat in the house? Perhaps your lap cat constantly sinks their claws into your denims, leaving everyone at the gym believing you got cooties of the legs? Check out our fun quiz to find out if you really are smarter than your cat. If you suddenly dropped dead, would your cat run for help or eat your tepid corpse?

What would be your cat's job if they were human?

What's the most embarrassing thing your cat has ever done.

You cat meows on your chest first thing in the morning. What do you do?

What would your cat do if they saw somebody harassing you?

If your cat could earn their keep, how would they do it?

If your cat was a character from a fairytale, who would they be?

What does your cat do when you arrive home after a 2-week-long vacation?

What does your cat do when you're trying to work at home?

What is your cat's favorite treat?

You bring a puppy home. What does your cat do?

What type of music most reflects your relationship with your cat.

You're practicing yoga in the lounge. What does your cat do?

How does your cat get your attention?

Which movie best describes your relationship with your cat?

What does your cat do when your partner comes around to visit?

If your cat was a law enforcement officer, which department would they work in?

If your cat was a movie star, who would they be?

Your cat is asleep on your lap but you desperately need to pee. What do you do?

What's the worst thing your cat has ever done?

If your cat was sitting in a bar, where would they be?

How often does your cat wake you up in the night?

Which TV show best describes your relationship with your cat?

How would you define your relationship with your cat in terms of high school canteen politics?

Which weather condition most closely describes your relationship with your cat?

You leave a pair of jeans on the floor. What does your cat do?

What does your cat do when you're eating a meal on the couch?

How would you define your relationship with your cat (or your pal's cat)?

Does your cat enjoy being around a lot of people?

What is your cat's superpower.

Is your cat a fussy eater?

Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.

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