How sloth are you?

How sloth are you?

Sloths.

Those super-cute, slow-motion heroes of tropical rainforests spend their lives at a leisurely pace to say the least. Most of these small little creatures spend the vast majority of their lives hanging upside down in trees, although some (now extinct) species grew to the size of elephants! Presumably they died out because the branches snapped.

Their sluggishness is their super-power, helping them avoid detection from predatory birds of prey and hunting wildcats. And they wear a camouflage of green algae to help keep them nourished and hidden amongst the undergrowth.

So, how similar are you to these super-zen creatures? Do you get wound up like a domestic cat or are you content to chomp on leaves and develop an ecosystem in your coat?

Let's find out!

What would you say is your most attractive feature?

What do you listen to first thing in the morning?

What's your first task of the day?

Your partner has bought you ticket to go see your favorite band. What do you say?

You love tacos. You love cheese. You adore jalapenos. How do you eat them?

What hour of the morning do you get of bed?

Your family is visiting and your home is a MESS!! What do you do?

You've got a 9am meeting. What's your attitude to getting there on time.

Which superhero would you be?

How long does it take you to get bored?

What is your superpower?

Which of the seven deadly sins define you?

What's your ideal pet.

What was your favorite subject at school?

What is your ideal Friday night activity?

When are you at your best?

It's your mom's birthday. What gift do you get her?

Would you give someone your last Rolo?

How many times do you try to do something before giving up?

What's your favorite part of making a cake?

What's your favorite food?

What did your teachers say about you in your final report card at school?

You drop a $10 bill on the floor. What do you do?

How do you woo a potential partner?

Your neighbour asks if you can take a delivery while they're out. What do you say?

What's your favorite tipple?

How would other people describe you?

How many times have you competed in a Park Run?

How did you do at school?

How would you define your perfect day?

Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.


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A housefly lives only about 28 days.
A starfish can regenerate its limbs, and some can even regenerate an entire new body from a single limb.
A porcupine has about 30,000 quills on its body.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.