How sloth are you?

How sloth are you?

Sloths.

Those super-cute, slow-motion heroes of tropical rainforests spend their lives at a leisurely pace to say the least. Most of these small little creatures spend the vast majority of their lives hanging upside down in trees, although some (now extinct) species grew to the size of elephants! Presumably they died out because the branches snapped.

Their sluggishness is their super-power, helping them avoid detection from predatory birds of prey and hunting wildcats. And they wear a camouflage of green algae to help keep them nourished and hidden amongst the undergrowth.

So, how similar are you to these super-zen creatures? Do you get wound up like a domestic cat or are you content to chomp on leaves and develop an ecosystem in your coat?

Let's find out!

What hour of the morning do you get of bed?

What's your favorite part of making a cake?

How did you do at school?

What is your ideal Friday night activity?

What's your favorite tipple?

Which of the seven deadly sins define you?

You love tacos. You love cheese. You adore jalapenos. How do you eat them?

How would other people describe you?

What's your favorite food?

What's your first task of the day?

Your family is visiting and your home is a MESS!! What do you do?

What do you listen to first thing in the morning?

What is your superpower?

How many times have you competed in a Park Run?

What would you say is your most attractive feature?

What was your favorite subject at school?

How do you woo a potential partner?

You've got a 9am meeting. What's your attitude to getting there on time.

How many times do you try to do something before giving up?

What's your ideal pet.

Your partner has bought you ticket to go see your favorite band. What do you say?

You drop a $10 bill on the floor. What do you do?

Which superhero would you be?

How long does it take you to get bored?

How would you define your perfect day?

Would you give someone your last Rolo?

When are you at your best?

It's your mom's birthday. What gift do you get her?

What did your teachers say about you in your final report card at school?

Your neighbour asks if you can take a delivery while they're out. What do you say?

Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.


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