Are you a randy rabbit?

Are you a randy rabbit?

Rabbits. Those bouncy little cuties. They love nothing more than to bound joyfully through the hills. They build labyrinthine warrens that grow with the family. And while we love fluffy bunnies for their twitchy button noses and long, floppy ears, rabbits are notorious for one particular act that ensures their warrens grow from tiny little underground villages into expansive subterranean towns.

People are sometimes accused of "breeding like rabbits", but is that possible? A doe can bear twenty offspring a year, and baby bunnies are fertile after four months. So, that's quite a feat!

This quiz gauges your libido! Do you breed like a rabbit, or are you more pensive like a panda? Find out with our fun quiz!!!

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Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.

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