Are you a randy rabbit?

Are you a randy rabbit?

Rabbits. Those bouncy little cuties. They love nothing more than to bound joyfully through the hills. They build labyrinthine warrens that grow with the family. And while we love fluffy bunnies for their twitchy button noses and long, floppy ears, rabbits are notorious for one particular act that ensures their warrens grow from tiny little underground villages into expansive subterranean towns.

People are sometimes accused of "breeding like rabbits", but is that possible? A doe can bear twenty offspring a year, and baby bunnies are fertile after four months. So, that's quite a feat!

This quiz gauges your libido! Do you breed like a rabbit, or are you more pensive like a panda? Find out with our fun quiz!!!

What's your approach to wooing a potential partner?

What bores you?

How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?

If you were a pie, what would be your filling?

What's your headline on your dating profile?

How would you describe your face?

You're on a night out, and your friend looks fabulous. What do you do?

What is your ideal holiday destination?

You're on the bus and you spot a potential suitor. What do you do?

Which of the following is your ideal social network?

How would you describe your body?

Which date is acceptable for the first jump?

What's your first morning thought?

What's your favorite tipple?

What's your favorite book series?

What's your favorite movie?

What was your favorite book at high school?

How would you describe yourself?

How long does it take you to get ready for a night out?

What is your ideal dessert?

What did your yearbook say about you?

Who in fiction is your ideal partner?

What is your most appealing feature?

What's the first part of the body you look at when you meet a new person.

Which book character most closely defines you?

What is your ideal job?

Which deadly sin most closely defines your personality?

Who is your favorite music act?

What is your spirit animal?

How do you prefer your steak?

Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.


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The fastest bird is the peregrine falcon, reaching speeds of over 200 miles per hour during a dive.
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Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans.